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Have you ever tried to eat a gooey slice of apple pie with your bare hand while riding your motorcycle with the throttle-lock engaged?

Yeah, me neither.

Thanks for the invite @lesblank. This looks like a fun place to hang out and discuss "biker things". And now I get to make every biker here just a little bit jealous: I live about twenty minutes from one end of the infamous TAIL OF THE DRAGON.

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Glad to see you here. We've got a great core group here just waiting for weather to cooperate. What bike do you have or have had? Been riding long? I rode the Dragon a few years back, was definitely nice. But you need to come and ride the Twisted Sisters, that I happen to live next to.

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Glad to see you here. We've got a great core group here just waiting for weather to cooperate. What bike do you have or have had? Been riding long? I rode the Dragon a few years back, was definitely nice. But you need to come and ride the Twisted Sisters, that I happen to live next to.

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I've had, in no particular order:

2005 Honda Shadow 650
1985 Honda Twinstar 250
2003 Honda Rebel 250
1997 Yamaha Virago 750
2011 HD Sportster 1200

And my current bike is a 2006 Kawasaki Vulcan named Eleanor.

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I've only been to Texas once; In 2008, my brother's wedding in San Antonio. But I'd love to make it back out there! You have any links for the Twisted Sisters? I'd love to read up!!!

I've been riding since '02. I provide admin duties over at VN750.com. I'm currently employed as a contributing author and editor for a publishing company that produces instruction manuals which are (due to my contractual NDA I can only describe as) written specifically for dumb people. 😎

I'm an avid guitarist, and I prefer the heavy-metal genre. I enjoy cooking, spending time with my pets and long walks on the beach. If I lived near a beach. Which I don't, but I would enjoy those long walks nonetheless.
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Nice intro. Not wanting to high jack your thread, but you asked. The Twisted Sisters is about an hour west of San Antonio. Here's a few articles:



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A few of my poor videos:


 

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Oh, we do ride for pie.

Indeed we do. There's nothing better than a slice of hot, moist cherry pie.
Welcome from northeast Georgia!
Alright! Another southerner!

But how southern are you? Let's find out with a short quiz...

What type of gravy is served with country ham?
True or False: Potato salad is a food group.
Who drives worst? Yankees or Floridians?
 

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Not southern at all however I have been here for 23 years…
But to answer your questions.
I don’t put gravy on my ham.
I don’t eat potato salad doesn’t seem to be a food group for me…
Yankees are more aggressive which comes over as being an a$$hole but they can drive in most weather conditions and Florida drivers that I know and have seen just don’t use their blinkers. They must have ran out of blinker fluid.
I hope I passed. I am not good at tests….
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Not southern at all however I have been here for 23 years…
But to answer your questions.
I don’t put gravy on my ham.
I don’t eat potato salad doesn’t seem to be a food group for me…
Yankees are more aggressive which comes over as being an a$$hole but they can drive in most weather conditions and Florida drivers that I know and have seen just don’t use their blinkers. They must have ran out of blinker fluid.
I hope I passed. I am not good at tests….
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What a strange coincidence!!

-We were looking for "Red-Eye" gravy served with the country ham. It's the only gravy acceptable with grits.
-Potato salad is absolutely a food group. It's in the Holy Bible. God said so.
-And Florida drivers are definitely the worst.

It's too bad you didn't win. The grand prize was blinker fluid! 🤣😂🤣

(My kids all fell for the "blinker fluid" trick. A classic!)

Nice to meet you, btw! You ever ride up into NC?
 

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I'm sure @GARider will answer yes. Here's a few pictures of him and I at Wheels Thru Time.

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And a video I shot while riding your area, @GARider is in there a few times.

 

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Welcome to the forum from SE Texas.

If I had known there was pie involved I would have signed up twice....

I've done the Rattler and parts of the Blue Ridge Parkway in your part of the world. Unfortunately it seems the crazies and maniacs are taking over the Dragon, so I might not make that one. I've done the 3 Sisters that Les speaks of and I find the 337 between Medina and Leakey the most fun and almost as twisty as the Rattler, but not quite.

The Talimena Scenic Byway in SE Oklahoma is not a twisty, but does have some of the best overlooks I've ever seen.
 

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Welcome to the forum from SE Texas.

If I had known there was pie involved I would have signed up twice....

I've done the Rattler and parts of the Blue Ridge Parkway in your part of the world. Unfortunately it seems the crazies and maniacs are taking over the Dragon, so I might not make that one. I've done the 3 Sisters that Les speaks of and I find the 337 between Medina and Leakey the most fun and almost as twisty as the Rattler, but not quite.

The Talimena Scenic Byway in SE Oklahoma is not a twisty, but does have some of the best overlooks I've ever seen.
I do enjoy the parkway, but I find that at the best times of the year there's far too many tourists. Same with the ride through Cherokee and over the mountain into Gatlinburg. I've seen that route slow down to 15 mph with a train of out-of-state cars bumper-to-bumper. I'm lucky to live in an area with some very twisty, scenic well-maintained back roads. Some of them can ridden in a loop of twenty miles or more.

I have a ton of photos, I'll have to post some tomorrow. I'm unfortunately stuck with satellite internet at home and poor cell reception, but I'll be in town tomorrow and can share some easily.
 

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The Wheels Through Time in Maggie Valley? It's the only one I know of. If so, I'm about 40 minutes from there. Depends upon which way I go.
Yes, the one in Maggie Valley. A group of us has meet there and ridden the area several times, which is beautiful. Looking forward to detailed ride reports in the Destination and Way Point Sections. This site is based on riding and posting those experiences to assist others when riding different areas. You are definitely going to fit right in. Oh, your sense of humor is appreciated.
 

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Yes, the one in Maggie Valley. A group of us has meet there and ridden the area several times, which is beautiful. Looking forward to detailed ride reports in the Destination and Way Point Sections. This site is based on riding and posting those experiences to assist others when riding different areas. You are definitely going to fit right in. Oh, your sense of humor is appreciated.
Sounds good. I'll watch your video in town. And if y'all get down this way this coming summer, I can show you some absolutely stunning scenic routes that meander through the mountains with very little traffic. If your bikes don't mind a little bit of hard-packed dirt/gravel, there's an incredible seven-mile journey up to a fire tower.

In fact, here's a link to a post I made live while I was up there last summer.
 

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I hope to have a ride planned for this coming April up into TN at the Cherohala skyway (love this rd) then over to the Tail. Once I have that planned out or if I make it up that way for any other reason I will hit you up.
Seems that lately I cant get any riding in mainly because of the weather on Saturday mornings.
For the most part I ride the Georgia Tail 129. Most often I am in Suches GA at Two Wheels Only.
These roads are awesome and it seems to be a good fit for me since I am very limited on time these days…..
Anyway I told you I wasn’t any good at tests…..

So if you find yourself headed into northeast GA in the area of Suches or Helen Ga. let me know…

Also I have many videos of me taming the tail, I am the one responsible for going so fast that I straighten out some of the curves. Sorry it is just my riding nature….damn tail never had a chance….

Nice to meet you as well and I hope we get a chance to meet up out on the road…
 

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Welcome from Niagara Falls, I went around a corner once on a ride...and it wasn't even an intersection. 🤣 The roads are bruital here.

The Canadian answers to your questions:

1. Maple glaze
2. YES!!
3. Montreal

Fantastic area you are in. Looking forward to pics and stories of your rides. Enjoy the site Sir.
 

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Hello @O' Darkness (my old friend, sorry I had no choice...) and welcome from Virginia. I do enjoy riding your neck of the woods. Maggie Valley seems to be more fun to ride due to less traffic than that on the Tail. The good thing around you is, there are many other riads too that are just as fun to ride, just not as well advertised as the Tail.

I like pie.

I grew up in north Texas and had not heard of putting gravy on ham before, unless BBQ sauce count as gravy. Also Kayo syrup is a good gravy for ham.

Potato salad, both with and without mustard, is a staple of every potluck you go to. Must be its own food group.

As for drivers, the Navy has taken me to Florida, California, Nevada. I think out-of-towners are always the worst drivers wherever I am. I can't really assign the worst label on any specific state. However, I will say that Maryland drivers seem to be the most disrespectful around here.

Now, a food question back to you brother, how long does it take to make giblet gravy for your cornbread dressing and turkey for Thanksgiving meal? ;)
 

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Hello @O' Darkness (my old friend, sorry I had no choice...) and welcome from Virginia. I do enjoy riding your neck of the woods. Maggie Valley seems to be more fun to ride due to less traffic than that on the Tail. The good thing around you is, there are many other riads too that are just as fun to ride, just not as well advertised as the Tail.

I like pie.

I grew up in north Texas and had not heard of putting gravy on ham before, unless BBQ sauce count as gravy. Also Kayo syrup is a good gravy for ham.

Potato salad, both with and without mustard, is a staple of every potluck you go to. Must be its own food group.

As for drivers, the Navy has taken me to Florida, California, Nevada. I think out-of-towners are always the worst drivers wherever I am. I can't really assign the worst label on any specific state. However, I will say that Maryland drivers seem to be the most disrespectful around here.

Now, a food question back to you brother, how long does it take to make giblet gravy for your cornbread dressing and turkey for Thanksgiving meal? ;)
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Let me address that country ham trick question: I intentionally said "What type of gravy is served WITH country ham?" Around these parts country ham is served with grits. It's mandatory. Etched in stone. Country ham and grits are always accompanied by red-eye gravy. Technically, it's a sauce not a gravy.

Wikipedia explains it better: "Red-eye gravy is a thin sauce often seen in the cuisine of the Southern United States and associated with the country ham of that region. Other names for this sauce include poor man's gravy, bird-eye gravy, bottom sop, cedar gravy, and red ham gravy. The gravy is made from the drippings of pan-fried country ham mixed with black coffee. Red-eye gravy is often served over ham, grits or biscuits.

Red-eye gravy's name comes from its distinct appearance. Prepared traditionally, with coffee and grease combined in the final step (see Preparation below), a heterogeneous mixture forms with the water-based coffee sinking to the bottom and the oil-based grease forming the top layer. In a round bowl the mixture looks much like a red human eye.[1] Use of red pepper enhances the redness of the appearance. "


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So there ya go!

Agreed, potato salad is somewhat of a food group. Regardless of the recipe (my favorite includes real crumbled bacon) it's served at nearly every occasion I can think of.

To answer your question about giblet gravy: I do not know. It is a mysterious and treasured secret that is known only to merry and wise grandmothers across the land. Us southern men aren't permitted in or near the kitchen on Thanksgiving day, so despite our best efforts we still have no idea exactly how this intoxicating concoction is prepared. ;)

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Welcome from Niagara Falls, I went around a corner once on a ride...and it wasn't even an intersection. 🤣 The roads are bruital here.

The Canadian answers to your questions:

1. Maple glaze
2. YES!!
3. Montreal

Fantastic area you are in. Looking forward to pics and stories of your rides. Enjoy the site Sir.
Niagara Falls is GORGEOUS!!! Something interesting I learned about the falls is that eons ago they were located seven miles further upriver. Amazing what erosion and the slow grind of time can do, eh!?!

Maple glaze is delicious! I made the switch years ago from corn-syrup-based mass-produced sugar glue to authentic Maple syrup. There's no comparison at all. And it comes as no surprise that it's valued so highly that there've been major conflicts over it.

I've never ridden in Canada, but would love to get up that way in the future. I do have a trip planned for this summer, and one of the Destinations is Ohio. Maybe I'll try to visit the falls again. It's been well over twenty years since I saw them last.

Thanks for the welcome!

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I hope to have a ride planned for this coming April up into TN at the Cherohala skyway (love this rd) then over to the Tail. Once I have that planned out or if I make it up that way for any other reason I will hit you up.
Seems that lately I cant get any riding in mainly because of the weather on Saturday mornings.
For the most part I ride the Georgia Tail 129. Most often I am in Suches GA at Two Wheels Only.
These roads are awesome and it seems to be a good fit for me since I am very limited on time these days…..
Anyway I told you I wasn’t any good at tests…..

So if you find yourself headed into northeast GA in the area of Suches or Helen Ga. let me know…

Also I have many videos of me taming the tail, I am the one responsible for going so fast that I straighten out some of the curves. Sorry it is just my riding nature….damn tail never had a chance….

Nice to meet you as well and I hope we get a chance to meet up out on the road…
I've only been to Georgia twice:

The first time was for basic training at Fort Benning.
The second was for a bachelor party in Atlanta.

It's beautiful country, and I'd love to get down that way again in the future. You're not alone as far as "straightening out the curves". I see it all the time on these curvy mountain roads. It's almost second nature. I think the only problem is inexperienced riders. Far too many people have died on the Dragon, and it's usually folks with speed-demon crotch-rockets. They go into a curve underestimating it. Some of those curves can really sneak up on you.

Maybe one day we'll get to meet up! It's always nice to make new friends!

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Whew. If I wrote this much for work, I'd be rich! 🤣
Thanks for the replies everyone. Pictures coming soon!!!
 

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Niagara Falls is GORGEOUS!!! Something interesting I learned about the falls is that eons ago they were located seven miles further upriver. Amazing what erosion and the slow grind of time can do, eh!?!

Maple glaze is delicious! I made the switch years ago from corn-syrup-based mass-produced sugar glue to authentic Maple syrup. There's no comparison at all. And it comes as no surprise that it's valued so highly that there've been major conflicts over it.

I've never ridden in Canada, but would love to get up that way in the future. I do have a trip planned for this summer, and one of the Destinations is Ohio. Maybe I'll try to visit the falls again. It's been well over twenty years since I saw them last.

Thanks for the welcome!
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True. Bonus fact: The Niagara River is actually a straight not a river. Its is a body of water that connects two larger bodies of water. Let me know if you end up in the area.
 
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