Mine changes names on a regular basis. When out cruising around on a beautiful day and the bike's doing what it does best, which is eat up highway miles, it's "Sweetie Pie" or something similar. On those days I have to remove large chunks of fairings and other body parts to do basic maintenance items, or even hassle with the oddball oil change procedures, it is often referred to "Son of a Bit(coin)" and other names far worse not suitable for a family publication. The wife has learned its all just noise and tension relief so she stays in the house and turns up the stereo. She will occasionally poke her head out the door for her own amusement and ask if she can help, knowing full well I'll launch into a vivid description of the useless and masochistic engineers that went out of their way to intentionally design things just to make me mad. Cheap entertaiment for her.....LOL.
